We tried our milking machine out today as our goat, Sundae, dances around like she’s a contestant on America’s Got Talent. She kicks us and the milk jar. Unfortunately technology did not get us anywhere, so we are back to hand milking. Not sure if it’s the machine or operator error. Anyway, who needs summer vacation?! Y’all are missing out while relaxing on the beach.
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COD LIVER/BUTTER OIL (Promo Code "ALISON" for 10% off):
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Our goats’ balls are shriveling up nicely. Not a phrase I ever thought I’d write much less take pride in saying. But we are relieved all is well and the boys could not care less. Don’t forget your CLO or wine below - if your balls get banded you’ll need both!
WINE:
http://alisonwinepromo.com/
COD LIVER/BUTTER OIL (Promo Code "ALISON" for 10% off):
https://www.greenpasture.org/
We put the green donut on two of our bucklings (Peter’s sons, Butter and Floppy) as I’ve yet to sell them and they’re getting to be breeding age. Don’t need them making babies with their sisters. I was actually surprised by how little the boys seemed to care, especially once they were no longer restrained.
Matt starts my segment around 57 minutes into the show. We discussed the end of Stephen Colbert’s late show as well as the CEO Coldplay cam affair hype. Let me know what you think - would you make adultery a criminal offense?
