Bill Dorris and I are launching a year-end awards show which we’ll host LIVE next week (likely the 30th) and we’ve decided to call it “The Isms”. We will have special guest presenters. We are taking your submissions for the following categories (and if you think we missed a category, include that too):
Best News Blooper
Worst Fake News Story
The Story That Just Will Not Die
Biggest Fake News Story of the Year
Biggest Story the MSM Didn’t Cover (but should have)
Mainstream Media Darling - Male
Mainstream Media Darling - Female
Get Woke Go Broke Company
Liar of The Year - Male
Liar of the Year - Female
“Independent News Organization” You Just Can’t Trust
I was truly amazed to witness Soleil, one of our mama goats, standing beside her kid when she got her head stuck in the fence. I first noticed something was wrong when I saw Soleil standing there, bellowing across the pasture to the other goats. Then I noticed her kid. Soleil stood there the entire time, in the hot sun, until her baby was free. Share this with a mama who doesn’t run when life gets tough.
And don’t forget to tell her about the fermented cod liver/concentrated butter oil from https://www.greenpasture.org/ which I’ve taken for 15 years. Motherhood can suck the nutrition right out of us, and this has helped me with chronic cavities, inflammation, energy and immune response. Use promo code “ALISON” for 10% off at checkout. Happy belated Mother’s Day!
I noticed recently that a box of MREs in our feed room has been untouched by rodents despite the ravenous way they chew through the animal feed containers. The MREs were issued to my husband when he was in the USMC. I have no clue why we still have them but it certainly caught my attention. Only the best for our service members, right? Semper fi!
EDIT: since I have been getting so many comments on other platforms that they just can’t smell through the packaging, I want to add that they eat through boxes in our barn that have no food inside them, this includes camping gear, Styrofoam, towels, fertilizer. You name it.
If you ate that stuff, or you’re just looking for a nutritional boost, grab the fermented cod liver/butter oil from https://www.greenpasture.org/ for gut repair. It has helped me with a lot, not the least of which has been going from chronic cavities to quick and easy dental exams. LINK IN BIO. Use promo code “ALISON” for 10% off!
A few months ago I put our buck Tod in with the ladies so he could breed our mini Nubian dairy goat, Sundae. However, as is typical for my plans, it didn’t go as I’d hoped and Tod spent most of his time fighting with our alpha doe, Heidi. Though I figured my baby goat aspirations had been thwarted, I think Tod still snuck in a goal with Sundae because she is looking pretty fat right now but he didn’t waste any time getting back to the boxing ring.
And in case you ever find yourself boxing with a miniature goat, they are pretty tenacious so best to build up your strength with sacred foods like the fermented cod liver oil/concentrated butter oil from https://www.greenpasture.org/ which healed my cavities 15 years ago. The omega-3 benefits reduce inflammation and give your bones a boost. Use promo code “ALISON” at check out for 10% off.
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