Bill Dorris and I are launching a year-end awards show which we’ll host LIVE next week (likely the 30th) and we’ve decided to call it “The Isms”. We will have special guest presenters. We are taking your submissions for the following categories (and if you think we missed a category, include that too):
Best News Blooper
Worst Fake News Story
The Story That Just Will Not Die
Biggest Fake News Story of the Year
Biggest Story the MSM Didn’t Cover (but should have)
Mainstream Media Darling - Male
Mainstream Media Darling - Female
Get Woke Go Broke Company
Liar of The Year - Male
Liar of the Year - Female
“Independent News Organization” You Just Can’t Trust
My grandfather, John Morrow, used to say, “Going to church on Easter and drinking on New Year’s is for amateurs.” I think the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve was a decade ago. So raise that glass of raw milk and enjoy some rest! I’ll be asleep before it’s even 2026 in China. I wish you all peace and joy in the year to come. G’NIGHT!! ✌🏼
We have been playing electric fence whack-a-mole with the cows, especially “mommy cow”, who appears to be the ring leader of the fence jumping mafia. She either has a very high pain tolerance or the hot wire we just installed isn’t working. I watched as she ducked under the wire and pushed down the metal fencing so she could help herself to our backyard grass - and a recycling container filled with old hay.
Here’s how to never buy mulch again. Did you know that the crews who trim trees for power lines will often dump the mulched branches at your house for free? We drove by a crew on Friday and within a couple hours they were at our farm dumping an entire truckload of fresh mulch that we can use for our garden! Unintended benefits: free forage for the goats and a free playground for the human kids. Try it out next time you see these crews. Just pull over if it’s safe and ask them if they offer the service. Grab the foreman’s phone number to stay in touch for future jobs.
