Bill Dorris and I are launching a year-end awards show which we’ll host LIVE next week (likely the 30th) and we’ve decided to call it “The Isms”. We will have special guest presenters. We are taking your submissions for the following categories (and if you think we missed a category, include that too):
Best News Blooper
Worst Fake News Story
The Story That Just Will Not Die
Biggest Fake News Story of the Year
Biggest Story the MSM Didn’t Cover (but should have)
Mainstream Media Darling - Male
Mainstream Media Darling - Female
Get Woke Go Broke Company
Liar of The Year - Male
Liar of the Year - Female
“Independent News Organization” You Just Can’t Trust
Hei Hei the rooster tries to flex his dominance on me so I needed some new moves. I consulted with my kids’ gym coach and tried out what I learned. I think it worked?!
As a 44-yr old mom of little kids and rooster wrangler, I never miss a day of taking the fermented cod liver/butter oil from Green Pasture which keeps my bones and teeth strong thanks to vitamins A, D & K as well as omega 3s! Not all fish oil is created equal and this stuff helped me end my longtime battle with chronic cavities 15 years ago. Use “ALISON” as your promo code at check out for 10% off. https://greenpasture.org/
UPDATE: I was wrong about this! Apparently the white stuff is chalaza which is a protein that holds the yolk in the center of the egg. I will have to tell my neighbor.
ORIGINAL POST: I am sure most of you already knew this, but I was truly shocked to learn that it is very common to eat rooster sperm. Yes, many eggs are fertilized and the way you can tell is by looking next to the yolk. Do you see a white substance that looks almost like a little tail? That is rooster sperm. Extra protein!
I keep my egg-eating chompers healthy by stocking up on the fermented cod liver/concentrated butter oil from Green Pasture. I used to get chronic cavities and this stuff turned all my dental visits to “cavity free” even before I changed my diet to fresh eggs from my own farm. Use promo code “ALISON” at check out for 10% off. https://greenpasture.org/
It’s more like Carla walks us, but she is getting the hang of it! It’s great to live in a neighborhood where you can walk your chicken down the road on a leash and no one says a thing.
Training a chicken to walk on leash requires patience and energy, which comes from solid nutrition and a regular practice of stillness. I have been taking the fermented cod liver/concentrated butter oil from Green Pasture for 15 years. It’s packed with anti-inflammatory brain-fueling omega 3s as well as vitamins A, D & K. Ditch the cheap fish oil and try it out. If you use promo code “ALISON” at check out, you get 10% off. https://greenpasture.org/
Thank you to a Locals supporter who notified me that the white stuff is, in fact, not rooster sperm after all. It’s actually chalaza which is protein that holds the yolk in place. Apparently rooster sperm is so small most of us can’t see it. We can all eat eggs in peace again! Here is a map of the inside of an egg. https://www.mypetchicken.com/blogs/faqs/what-is-a-fertilized-chicken-egg
