Associate Producer Jack debuted in his first episode today at 4:29PM, weighing 7lbs even. I pushed him out with no pain meds - though by the end I was screaming for an epidural but it was too late. Jack was already on his way out. I have never experienced pain like that in my entire life. I can’t even believe I survived and I’m not being dramatic. Thank you all for the prayers and comments, I’ve read each of them and they carried me through. We can talk all about it in our next editorial board meeting. For now, Im gonna try to get some sleep (well, after some ice cream.) We did it!
Ozzy Osbourne has died, and is remembered as the grandfather of heavy metal. I met him almost 25 years ago when I was a summer intern at FOX News. This is what it was like.
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We tried our milking machine out today as our goat, Sundae, dances around like she’s a contestant on America’s Got Talent. She kicks us and the milk jar. Unfortunately technology did not get us anywhere, so we are back to hand milking. Not sure if it’s the machine or operator error. Anyway, who needs summer vacation?! Y’all are missing out while relaxing on the beach.
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Our goats’ balls are shriveling up nicely. Not a phrase I ever thought I’d write much less take pride in saying. But we are relieved all is well and the boys could not care less. Don’t forget your CLO or wine below - if your balls get banded you’ll need both!
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Matt starts my segment around 57 minutes into the show. We discussed the end of Stephen Colbert’s late show as well as the CEO Coldplay cam affair hype. Let me know what you think - would you make adultery a criminal offense?
With over 20 years of hindsight, he (Dan Rather) may have actually been right. I mean, today I feel it was very likely far more truth than fiction. Given what we know about the Bush's today.
Dan Rather: CBS anchor stands by report that got him fired
https://ew.com/article/2015/12/29/dan-rather-cbs-news-firing/